Jalopnik Antitheft Device

"RPM esq." (rpm3) 05/15/2015 at 22:08 • Filed to: None

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It works!

http://spdblotter.seattle.gov/2015/05/15/pol…

promoted by the color red > RPM esq. 05/15/2015 at 22:23

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Stop saying that. Any Honda guy can tell you why that’s not true.

Svend > RPM esq. 05/15/2015 at 22:27

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Because they may save you or your car one day.

RPM esq. > promoted by the color red 05/15/2015 at 22:29

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Because you can open the door of any 90s Honda with anything vaguely key-shaped?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > RPM esq. 05/15/2015 at 22:32

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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Best headline ever

jkm7680 > promoted by the color red 05/15/2015 at 22:45

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How to break into a Honda Civic:

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > RPM esq. 05/15/2015 at 22:46

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*robber returns to vehicle he arrived in*

Robber #2: WHY DIDN’T YOU GET IN THE MUSTANG?

Robber #1: THE CAR DIDN’T HAVE THE THING!

Robber #2: WHAT THING?

Robber #1: THE...THING! IT DON’T SAY PARK OR DRIVE OR NEUTRAL OR NOTHIN! IT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF NUMBERS!

*robbers peel out in gold minivan*

promoted by the color red > RPM esq. 05/15/2015 at 23:15

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What are you, an amateur? You can probably bend the door frame using your bare hands.

TA4K > RPM esq. 05/16/2015 at 06:01

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My friends Mazda can be opened with my other friends Toyota key, and can be started with any standardish Mazda key. But its okay, its a manual.